She's Plastic||She's got a face like Skeletor|And I couldn't love her more|A little rough around the edge it's true||Whoever I can't tell|But they sure did make her well||She lights every room that she's in|Takes all the air and I can't breathe it|She makes my life less tragic|She's plastic||She's always there when I get home|And when I'm with her I'm alone|But no one else needs to know what we do||Whoever made her I can't tell|But they sure did make her well||||