VERSE|Everybody's flirting, tryna think of cool things to say,|But I'll sit here, drinking beer, and laugh the evening away.|It's three-thirty in the morning, woken up in some strip joint in town,|God knows what has happened, but I'm lying face-first on the ground.||CHORUS|Every drunken night goes by,|I can't remember what I did last night.|I could've saved the world and I wouldn't know,|But probably not, but I could have though!||VERSE|Caught a cab home, said hello to the morning sun (Watcha)|I can't remember what I did last night, but I hope it was fun.|On the white telephone to god, 'I'll never do it again',|Until the very next night, I'm dancing on the Bakerloo train.||CHORUS|Every drunken night goes by,|I can't remember what I did last night.|I could've saved the world and I wouldn't know,|But probably not, but I could have though!||CHANT||CHORUS|Every drunken night goes by,|I can't remember what I did last night.|I could've saved the world and I wouldn't know,|But probably not, but I could have though!||Every drunken night goes by,|I can't remember what I did last night.|I could've saved the world and I wouldn't know,|But probably not, but I could have though, but I could have though!||CHANT